DWTS' VAN AMSTEL STEPS OUT FOR GAY MARRIAGE!

Dancing With The Stars's judges ask that the dances on this week's show tell a story, and at least one really did!

Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel's waltz portrayed an interracial couple in the 60s and how their relationship was socially unacceptable. Louis said that he's "still in that boat" because he is a gay man who can't get married in this country. We loved that DWTS had a real moment!

ISH has it's own story on the night - it's a quickstep, because we hate recaps!

Evan Lysacek and Anna's story was about a husband who was mad at his wife, because she was running late - it got them to the top of the leader board. Kate Gosselin should hang up her dance shoes, not because she's a bad dancer, but as Carrie Ann said, "she's just hard to watch- odd, strange." Buzz Aldrin is a legend, not a dancer, but he gets points for having an iPhone and knowing how to use it! Jake Pavelka isn't a bad dancer, but his hissy fits make Kate's look mild. Chad Ochocinco's paso doble was about him trying to hit on Cheryl all season, and he actually did a decent job, not getting Cheryl, but in the dance. Bruno said when Chad danced that the "Kraken was released - obviously Bruno watched Idol last week! Pam Anderson has never been on my radar, but when Charo helped her out with the paso she got big points. Anderson's story was about a gypsy PETA activist who falls for a matador and hates that he kills bulls. I actually like her. Aidan Turner wasn't a cry baby this week and his was a Pygmalion story --he paints the woman of his dreams and Edyta comes to life and asks him to quickstep. I'm sure a lot of guys would dig that. Erin Andrews and Maks's waltz was "all about trust," according Erin, which meant Maks blindfolded her for most of it. Bruno joked that next, they'd be using handcuffs. We're all wondering if they're already have! Didn't he date Willa Ford, and he's so over Karina. Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough broke a lot of rules in their quickstep story about two sailors on leave but Carrie Ann thought it was darn entertaining. ISH loves Derek!